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You Fucking Kidding Me???
Christopher Rausch
June 24, 2012

You Fucking Kidding Me?”

If I had a dollar for every time I uttered (sometimes under my breath) “Are you fucking kidding me?” in the last week I’d have enough to buy two gallons of gas!

I’m NOT kidding! For some reason, the universe decided to see how much stupid crap it could throw at me in a week. Ever had those weeks? Feel like you’re part of some elaborate hoax designed to make you feel as though you’re going Charlie Sheen or something? … It amazes me how people get SO wrapped up in their little world that they fail to see anything from anyone else’s point of view.

I can’t go into details since I like to protect the innocent, but let’s just say everything from friends, to coworkers, to the complete idiot stranger standing in the grocery line. By the way, if you’re going to write a check, please put the fucking cell phone down and write everything out before you get to the cashier you moron! I bet you’re wondering what I did to survive the week huh?

Well, I talked to my friend Jack (Daniels) a few times, worked out like a banchee, and asked myself the question: “Is this really going to matter in five minutes, five hours, or even five days?” The answer, you’ll be happy to know, was “Not fucking likely!” So, I took a step back and made myself realize that I was letting other people crap on my otherwise sunny disposition.

What bullshit is that? I gave up control and it sucked! I know it’s hard to see sometimes since we’re emotional people, but try your best to snap yourself out of the victim mindset. Rather, decide for yourself that you ain’t gonna get caught up in the bullshit of someone else.

Life is too short! Just so you know, my goal for next week is to avoid saying “Are you fucking kidding me?” unless it has to do with the price of gasoline 🙂

So, until next time, keep your head out of your ass, and your finger out of your nose 😉

Christopher 

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